Indie (whispers to himself about stealing other peoples ideas):”God, I love this trope”-2x14 ‘Challenges and Charity’
Intern 2:”Hawk! Everyone look out, there’s a hawk! Oh god, he’s picking up Squirrel, he’s flying away with Squirrel! Why did I take Squirrel to a hawk sanctuary? God, he’s dead, my only friend in the world is dead!”~1x30 ‘Company Picnic’
Metal:”Scene, you live in a wonderland.”~Podcast #17 ‘Intern 2’s Replacement’
A follow up to yesterday’s quote…
Professor:”I know right? Totally out of left field! Here you were thinking I’m some harmless professor dropping dumb puns in class. Well, guess what? There’s more to me than that, I have layers: I look up girls skits and I get off on classic movies that involve teachers as main characters. If I teach you guys anything this semester perhaps it’s that you don’t judge a book by its cover. Also professor tip: watch Dead Poets Society with your pants off: totally changes the experience. See ya in class.”~2x12 ‘Attention and Affection’
Scentern 2, I always feel like I’m disappointing people when I say that.
However, I will offer my thoughts on Spookie, I like them but I have a bad feeling something might be up with Jeff, I hope I’m wrong though.
Scene:”I need an internal monologue like so bad”
Professor:”So do I. I mean here I am down here under this table looking up the girl’s skirts and nobody would know I was here if I wasn’t drawing attention to myself by speaking out loud.”~2x12 ‘Attention and Affection’
And last but not least…….
Metal:”We don’t talk that much crap about Daughtry, do we?”~1x34 ‘Finale’
…I think anyone who’s stuck through all these quotes of the day knows the answer to that one!